The Humor Institute — Class is Back in Session

February 6th, 2010

Our production team is proud to announce, you can now get your ears institutionalized on Blog Talk Radio every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday evenings, from 7-9 PM Pacific.

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While some of the staff members feel our Institute is more akin to the kind with straitjackets, I pointed out, many of the idiots who indoctrinate our young adults are also most appropriately dressed in a stylish straitjacket. Perhaps one with elbow patches. Obviously, that killed the debate.

We have a blog, too. But let’s face it. After over a decade of blogging, the thrill of writing blog posts is mostly gone. I imagine it’s a lot like waking up (sober) next to someone unfortunate looking and having to live with it…until that next glass of wine.

If you’d like to contribute your writing send me an email. And don’t forget to tune in, Blog Talk has a lovely reminder feature you can utilize before the next lecture.

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Being sized up…

January 17th, 2010

or down in this case.

He got everything else perfectly right! I never wear rings, so who can blame him?

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Engagement and other matters

January 16th, 2010

Sorry for the lack of posting. My Ex boyfriend has been stalking me for many months. My lawyer and advocates helped me document this very carefully and legal matters are in process. This was disappointing, as I hoped he’d eventually find someone else to abuse, and forget about me.

I got my wish. Recently my assistant learned he has a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, she also enjoys stalking me using fake Twitter and Facebook accounts. What a great first date that must have been! I am fascinating and beautiful, after all. Well, in comparison. At least I don’t need a feedbag or re-shoeing.

He told his libtard he was lurking outside my home, worried I had been evicted. Amusing, not only because I own my home, but also because she believed it. Gullible, that word that’s not in the dictionary, you know.

So, give ‘em what they want. Here you go, CBY and JRS. In case that restraining order isn’t enough, or the notes to the Deans of your respective Universities doesn’t discourage your abnormal behavior, I’ll be writing on my blog every single freaking day. My gift to you two sweethearts. My soon-to-be-husband really enjoys knowing that there are two other people out there who find me as enthralling as he does.

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Songs to “Dear Leader”

November 4th, 2009

My friend John Nolte at Big Hollywood has the latest round-up of indoctrinated Obama youth singing praise to God, Jr.

Set aside a block of time for this post, it’s not one or two new videos. It’s not even six or seven. We’re talking ELEVEN.

Click, read and watch, and then fear for your country.

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Really terrific episode of PennSays

October 16th, 2009

I’m not Glenn Beck’s biggest fan, but I do watch the show fairly regularly.

A few weeks ago Beck went on a tear about how “the godless” are destroying America, which I found very offensive. I want more liberty, less government, and agree with many of the same principles and values Beck preaches, yet somehow I am part of the problem because I don’t have an imaginary friend.

But anyway before I digress too far, my friend Penn appears on the Beck show and he recently took some flak for it from one of his heroes. For what it’s worth, Penn is one of my heroes and it’s very easy to imagine how awful it would feel to be yelled at by someone you admire very much. Watch the whole thing:


From Crackle: Getting Yelled At by One of My Heroes

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What Cats are Really Saying

October 15th, 2009

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Greatest Line Ever

October 10th, 2009

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Love that Chris Wallace

October 10th, 2009

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This is a good start

October 2nd, 2009

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Here you go, you ungrateful blog readers (and my nosy family)

October 1st, 2009

Watch this, take notes (i.e., Joe Biden = unicorn) then wash off with some hydrogen barackside.

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Cute Little Obama Youthsters

September 29th, 2009

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Barack the Messiah

September 27th, 2009

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Your Friday Obama Kool Aid

September 25th, 2009

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More Obama Youth

September 23rd, 2009

Hitler would be so proud:

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APRON

September 18th, 2009

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Madonna-loving semniotic conservative gadfly proto-Coulter

September 18th, 2009

This sounds like the type of course a homely VD-infected*, 50-year-old academic would teach. But no, it’s a Politico writer’s assessment of some comments Camile Paglia made regarding Obama’s birth certificate.

“Semniotic” — is that some failed attempt to be clever, or are there no editors at Politico?

*Glenn Thrush? Really? I have a friend Kim Herpes-Weiner, I’d like you to meet.

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This May Never Happen Again…

September 16th, 2009
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
The Audacity of Hos
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political Humor Healthcare Protests

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Reason Magazine Links

September 16th, 2009

I’ve been saying this for many months, but I need to say it again due to many conservatives on Facebook linking whiny articles about God, Jr from Reason Magazine.

Next time you link a Reason Magazine article where they bash Barry Obama, look first at this link, and see how the author voted. Just sayin’.

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Cats are so weird

September 14th, 2009

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Astronauts get all “Wee-weed up”

September 13th, 2009

Click.

Obviously they were reacting to Obama’s health care rally cry to congress.

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