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February 29, 2008
quick break
I'm sorry I haven't been posting more. My hosting company moved me from one server to another and the back-end interface for MT has never worked right since.
Yes, I've asked for help. And they did something, and now I can do some things but approving comments requires me to go through 2 screens and other wasteful steps I could avoid if MT worked properly.
ON another note, I've been horribly busy working.
For my liberal friends, no -- not horrible BECAUSE I'm working -- horrible, meaning I don't have a lot of time to talk on the phone, chat, hang out on NowLive or respond to emails.
But it's wonderful kind of work...delightful, for you and especially me. More soon...
In case you were wondering, YES.
I want President Bush to spend every last penny he can before leaving office.
That way President Hussein or President Juan McCain can't spend on stupid programs giving entitlements to crack whores, unemployed baby factories and people who are too lazy or too drunk to work.
Spend GWB, SPEND bro!
Back soon.
Posted by Moxie at 2:03 AM | Comments (11)
February 24, 2008
MoxVox vs the Oscars
I'll wear a tiny dress and fight the scrappy fight.
See me on cam, and join the chat (as long as you have signed up on NowLive.com)
We're playing a fun new game....last week it was "Which is Larger", two weeks before it was "Hitler or Hillary" and I'm certain you will love this week's game.
Tune in, MoxVox ONLY on NowLive.com, 5 PM Pacific, 8PM Eastern. Today, Sunday.
Posted by Moxie at 4:27 PM | Comments (2)
February 21, 2008
a little conservative home skoolin'
Yes, Virginia. There is a feminist! You can tell because she is relying on her husband. And he's no good either.
And distaste for the Clintons is VERY en vogue this winter. Dress accordingly.
Posted by Moxie at 5:56 AM | Comments (4)
February 20, 2008
Moxie flashback -- to 2004
February 20, 2004
do not drink this entry
Had to run to the Rite-aid. Outside a nice guy offered to wash the go-cart's windows. They were dirty so I thought I'd help him out.
Moxie: How much is this going to set me back?
Him: Whatever you are willing to spare. A few pennies, a handful of change...
Moxie: Go for it.
Him: You know what they say about women with glasses?
Moxie: No, but I have an idea.
Him: They are really superheros.
Moxie: Oh did I forget to mention that I'm a superhero?
Him: With this car, I don't doubt it lady.
But you can see my boyish mentality. Anything special is equated to superheros or cartoons.
Moxie: It seems to be common among men.
Him: It sure is!
Moxie: You know what's making me chuckle even more than this conversation?
Him: What?
Moxie: That your spray bottle is imprinted with the words "DO NOT DRINK"
Someone somewhere got paid to insist upon that as a safety measure. Our government spends unimaginable amounts of money to protect the stupid.
Him: I say, if they are dumb enough to drink ammonia from a spray bottle, they deserve the consequences.
Moxie: Sure, survival of the fittest. Or maybe they just feel dirty inside.
Him: You are an interesting woman.
Moxie: I'm glad you think so.
I gave him 5 bucks. Best conversation I've had all day. And my car windows are sparkling.
Posted by Moxie at 4:37 PM | Comments (2)
February 17, 2008
MoxVox in 10 minutes
We are talking about the Obama cult, me being cranky and busy, possibly naming a 5th funny famous woman and playing a fun new game....Large or Largess. But not exactly.
Posted by Moxie at 4:48 PM | Comments (5)
February 14, 2008
stop
Jesus Christ, if my friends were to change places with my enemies -- I'd probably be in better shape.
I have loads of work to do, so PLEASE no instant messages just saying hi, phone calls, emails asking for help or whatever. I have zero time for it.
It's not because I don't love you guys. I'm working so hard because I love you guys so much.
Back for Sunday's MoxVox. And I apologize for being so cranky. You will understand soon.
Posted by Moxie at 11:30 PM | Comments (5)
February 10, 2008
MoxVox at 5 PM Pacific, 8 PM Eastern
Be there, or be talked about.
And go sign up at NowLive already, will you?!
Posted by Moxie at 4:24 PM | Comments (1)
February 9, 2008
Star Giggles
Manny Coto catches up with ancient posts and sends Steve H. a comment.
I'm not sure what is funnier -- that Coto equates being rich and almost famous with being talented -- or all the backsides he kissed. No wait, Steve's response is funnier. Obviously.
Call me a bad conservative. Perhaps it is true, but at least my integrity is intact.
Posted by Moxie at 4:35 PM | Comments (4)
February 8, 2008
pimped out...so what?
It's scary when I agree with someone at MSNBC. But honestly, Chelshitlersea was shielded during her White House years. She pretty much vanished into an angel's wing when she attended Stanford and beyond. Until recently, of course when she got more involved with her witch of a mother's campaign.
Let's contrast that with the harsh and constant scrutiny the Bush twins received. Every college foible was beyond documented and dissected. Names were called, no suspensions, no apologies and there we go with that nagging liberal media double standard.
I'm tired of that particular double standard.
Now Chelsea is an adult and by any definition, her Mom is pimping her out, to gather the young female vote, the celebrity female vote. Once you become active in a campaign, you are open to criticism and often painful but very true observations.
What is untrue about David Shuster's question?
I'll say it, and NEVER apologize. Hillary IS pimping out Chelsea. But it's a fair trade as Chelsea is also pimping Hillary. Feminism at work, folks.
Posted by Moxie at 11:22 PM | Comments (2)
February 5, 2008
Breathless...
Because I know you are. Waiting for the next MoxVox promo video.
But first I must participate in Steve's NowLive show at 12 PM Eastern.
I've promised not to taint his show with the political poison herpes. If I succeed, and it may mean I say nothing at all...he will link to my Hitlery goodness.
Then I will go vote for Obama. My first time voting for a Democrat. I may have to get drunk first. We shall see.
Posted by Moxie at 7:52 AM | Comments (2)
February 4, 2008
draft promo for MoxVox
Voice thanks to George and the moving graphics, Aaron. I have wonderful friends. Problems with the movie are entirely MY fault.
Posted by Moxie at 10:40 PM | Comments (9)
February 1, 2008
Mox leaves the compound
Last night, I ventured out with a friend. Yes, shocking and scary for both of us.
After a few drinks, we were playing the "mac or PC" game and that was fun as all the mac zealots were more than happy to act superior. Then, I was ranting about how Bill Clinton would be the Chief Masturbator of the White house Intern program and some dude stopped to chat.
And he didn't stop to beat my face to a Clintorious pulp.
Turns out he's one of these closet Republicans. In Los Angeles, no less. And yet another who doesn't like McCain but will be "forced" to vote for him.
Now, we haven't had our primary here in California, but who else will be left by Feb 5th?
How depressing, choosing between the Headmaster of Magical Underpants Studies or a liberal parading around as a conservative patriot. It's sort of like deciding, "would I rather have diarrhea while on national television every day for the next 8 years, or parade around fat and naked for the rest of my life"
In other news, no I did not get his name nor his phone number. And I have news to break -- shocking and tragic news -- on MoxVox on Sunday.
You have to be there.
5 PM Pacific, 8PM Eastern. You can only find the Moxie on NowLive.com.
Posted by Moxie at 4:13 AM | Comments (14)
