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December 5, 2007
Where is my grant?
From the extra special eco-friendly LAT:
"Turning on the light uses the same energy whether there are two people or four people in the room," said lead author Jianguo Liu, an ecologist at Michigan State University.
Wow! I'm shocked and delighted. I'm pleased to know Michigan State is producing such ground breaking revelations.
So, where is my grant money?
I'd like to prove something equally as obvious.
I have my Ivy League diploma, I'm a scientist. In fact, I am all about science. Let's see...what would I like grant money for...
Oh yes, how about a couple million so I can research if a 7 million dollar, bathrobe media type group blog, could have been started and sustained for oh...say.....100 bucks.
Or how about I prove that grant money spent towards scientists trying (futilely) to confirm man-made global warming....is actually contributing to man-made global warming.
I for one am certain, that Al Gore's flapping mouth alone pollutes 10 million human ears every year. What a travesty. Think of all the q-tips.
Posted by Moxie at December 5, 2007 12:30 AM
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Comments
"think of the Q tips"
My god, I think I already have "Hearing Aids" from listening to that asshole!!
Posted by: og at December 8, 2007 4:47 AM
Ahh...sweet sarcasm - I love it!
I don't suppose you need an underling for help with the $7 million project?
Posted by: Joe at December 8, 2007 10:15 AM
How about number of carbon credits required for each hour of liberal talk radio?
Projected inbred population required to elect Hillary in 2008?
MSU probably has a math department with a super computer that could figure out how many $100 in $7million....
Posted by: Outlaw3 at December 10, 2007 11:37 AM
