August 28, 2007
get your paws off me
Instead, talk to the paw.
I can't stop thinking about Winkle Paw. How much would a parent have to hate their child to name them that? A whole freakin' lot, says me. I bet Ma Paw still remembers when her son was nothing but a winkle in Pa Paw's eye.
Was just chatting with a friend and we agreed it would make a fantastic band name. If anyone used to listen to "industrial music" you might remember Skinny Puppy.
Winkle Paw can open for them. If they are still around. But Winkle Paw will eventually dominate the industrial music scene, much as he does with Hillary Clinton's campaign bank account.
Please everyone, don't gawk at the winkled paw. We are all human.
MORE: Someone just pointed out that if Skinny Puppy and Winkle Paw merge, the band could be called Skinny Winkle. Yes, I'm immature. Get over it.
Update: I am fearful, it seems the long arm of the paw has found me.
BREAKING: there is a winkled paw in Hillary Clinton's pocket. And it's not Bill's.
Still more: Manuscript of Beatrix Potter's is found. The Tall Tail of Winkle Paw.
For real: Allow me to introduce "Dimple Paw". I am more and more convinced that these are not humans but family pets who have extra mad money to give to Democrats.
Ah Skinny Puppy, one of my college faves.
Posted by: Dan from Madison at August 28, 2007 4:48 PM
And I believe that one of the members died of a heroin overdose about 10 years ago. But this is funny stuff anyway!
Posted by: Billy at August 29, 2007 6:54 PM
I feel so silly for finding it as hilarious as I do. Really.
Posted by: Moxie at August 30, 2007 2:31 AM
Chinese people are weird. Honestly. They're almost as weird as Japanese people. I'll bet you the Paws just thought those were the cutest names to give their kids. Just like the soppy Chinese pop music they play in the restaurants, compared to which that "Butterfly Kisses" guy sounds like an industrial band. (Like, say, Skinny Puppy.)
Posted by: Andrea Harris at August 30, 2007 6:27 PM