That was snarky, cruel and cold.

MARRY ME!

'My seamstress calls it libshit's moral fabric. Hollywood agents call it "ass fucking". Whores call it "a living".'

I love that.

psuche

I guess I am just ashamed and disgusted that people like you AND non-thinking liberals exsist at all. Your joke ("liberal's children in dumpter") is beyond disgusting whether there is truth in it or not. Your hated is palpable.

I don't know if you consider yourself a "Christian" or not, but you'd better be aware of some bible verses:

"Know this in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud..."

Or: "...the love of many shall wax cold..."

Lady, you are a shameful excuse for a human being, along with your "compassionate conservative" friends.

God have mercy on your black, black soul

'My seamstress calls it libshit's moral fabric. Hollywood agents call it "ass fucking". Whores call it "a living".

You have a seamstress? I think I'm falling behind. I want a seamstress. And a boat. And a Hollywood agent. On second thought, scratch the Hollywood agent part.

For no particular reason, I re-watched Team America, World Police yesterday. The Sean Penn puppet was really funny. The "real" version is somewhat less so, but not by much.

At least Mr. Penn understands that had Bush not spent the last 2-3 years bleeding the National Guard dry then we would have seen fewer deaths after this tragedy. It is unfortunate that Bush's constant stoking of the fires with the coal of global warming and Carbon Dioxide flooding the air and creating a greenhouse effect and heating the oceans to such a degree that hurricanes are inevitable.
I am also concerned by your use of the phrase "ass fucking". Are you not aware that google could pick this phrase up and lead someone who is looking for a legitimate web site catering to loving relations between men to this site instead and shock them with your intemperance and hostility.

Actually, I think if Penn had any semblance of an ego - that is to say any sense of himself and his own value - he wouldn't need to engage in such stupid stuff.

Or perhaps he does have a sense of his own value and realizes that it very close to zero.

Claude, the phrase you mention will most likely take a google searcher to wonkette.

So I DID google on "ass fucking," Claude, and it was a laundry list on every single hit you might go to of filth, filth, filth.

I guess you think you're pretty funny don't you, "Moxie?"--whatever that is supposed to mean to a conservative---

Again, God have mercy on your black, black soul.

"america lost":

First off, Moxie isn't Christian nor is she religious. Moxie is a pro-life Atheist.

If you find her comment about "liberal dumpster children"(a.k.a. aborted "fetuses") offensive, then you better start being offended by the numerous unrestricted abortions happening daily and the movements by Leftists to make it even EASIER to abort LATE-TERM pregnancies.

I'm not sure if you're a liberal or not, so I'll withhold my usual anti-trolling snark in my response this time. Later......

Claude, the phrase you mention will most likely take a google searcher to wonkette.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Again, God have mercy on your black, black soul.

Racist!...Racist!!!

Mr. Lost Re: Your comment "Lady, you are a shameful excuse for a human being.."

You are an asshole with some serious psycho/sexual issues. No doubt emanating surreptitiously from repressed homo-erotic BDSM fantasies starring your mother in golf pants humming "Chantilly Lace".

If you ever find yourself on a mountaintop east of Bakersfield tho west of Hell, please drop me a line so I can sock you in the mouth.

Ma'am.

"america lost" -- Stalin called and he wants you to give him his ideology back.

Hand I known then what I know now I never would have given him that D minus in American History. Another year of my pounding some sense into that pot addled brain might have done us all some good.

and Mr. Hand rears his ugly head! This is MY time Mr. Hand, so back off! ;)

I'm kind of glad he went to the big soup bowl. If he opened his eyes, he might realize there really is a reason why things are taking so long over there. Even he, the world's most capable egotist sank. He just made FEMA look capable.

Well, Moxie, I may have to eat SOME of my words.

A pro-life Atheist, eh? Pretty good label.

Why all the hate? Why all the extremism?

People think extremism is a line of continuum with the left on one side and the right on the other. Uh uh. Extremism is just one thing: extreme.

How about a little moderation in a world gone mad?

Why hate someone because they are HELPING people?

Why hate?

I have gay and lesbian friends who don't need to prove their love on a street corner just as I have Christian friends who wouldn't let people, babies and old people, die for a damn drink of water. There damn sure is a verse on THAT one in the "good" book.

And what is it with the conservative idiots who can't refrain from their racist comments about minorities breeding like rabbits, whom they despise and loathe, and would love to see "controlled" in some manner, yet are against birth control and abortion?

So, Moxie, you are PRO-life? Against the war in Iraq, then, huh? And corporations feeding us poison? And the toxic filth that is being dumped into Lake Ponchatrain, hence to the Gulf and beyond? And global warming? There's a real pro-life killer.

"ED SPECIAL:" I am a woman. So, HUH???

Man, I love this blog. I love the biting sarcasm.

Firstly, Claude. Your comment: (which, by the way sounds like it comes from the Greenpeace handbook)

"It is unfortunate that Bush's constant stoking of the fires with the coal of global warming and Carbon Dioxide flooding the air and creating a greenhouse effect and heating the oceans to such a degree that hurricanes are inevitable."

You must be a Scientist, right? No? ..a Biologist? No? ..an oceanogropher then? No?
Let me "hip" ya to something, dude. Every 25 years or so, (since hurricane data was recorded) the temperature of the Atlantic Ocean fluctuates by 1 degree Fahrenheit, causing an upsurge in hurricane activity. I guess every 25 years when a Democrat is the president is when the Greenhouse effect isn't in effect. I can just see you during the Ice Age running around telling people to put out those damn fires before they melt the glaciers. Get real, Clod.

Secondly, Amerika Lost, you should team up with Claude and your moniker could be Ameriklaude. Your biggotry precedes you. Sorta like Kanye West. He's "all knowing" as well. You think that just because you can quote a verse from the bible that you are somehow superior and that your "opinions" are fact, is utter nonsense.

Lastly, Hurricane Katrina is a tragedy. 90,000 square miles of devastation. The pictures and video are horrendous. The loss of life could have been lessened by people just being "smart." When you live in a city that is below sea level and you have a Cat 5 hurricane barreling towards you, you get the fuck out. The city of New Orleans has 20,000 city busses sitting in the sesspool, as we type. Why weren't they mobilized - shuttling the poor and handicapped out of the city BEFORE Katrina struck? Couldn't have been the state and local government's fault....nooooooo...it's fuckin' Bush's fault. You people are moronic. Mox Rocks!

Ok, correction 2000 busses, I got carried away with my zero's...but still, Jesus H. Christ on a popcycle stick.

Ms. Lost- Since you insist on being a woman, I shall let you take the first swing......another thing (and I can only speak for myself here) I do not 'loath' rabbits, nor do I wish to 'control' them.

'racist comments about minorities breeding like rabbits, whom they despise and loathe, and would love to see "controlled" in some manner...'

Oh wait now I get it,it's the minorities that hate the rabbits!!

I have gay and lesbian friends who don't need to prove their love on a street corner just as I have Christian friends...

What...no imaginary negro friends?

Racist!

There's nothing this little 'ol Republidyke enjoys more than to give a broad the high hard one on the corner of Santa Monica & Robertson whilst a float filled with ass-jiggling sailor boys passes by.

It truly does bring tears to these war-weary conservative eyes.

There's no business like show business
...
Everything about it is appealing
Everything the traffic will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling
When you are stealing
That extra bow
...

-Irving Berlin

"You are an asshole with some serious psycho/sexual issues. No doubt emanating surreptitiously from repressed homo-erotic BDSM fantasies starring your mother in golf pants humming "Chantilly Lace".

Goddamn it! You weren't supposed to tell anybody about that!

Besides, you've never actually seen my mother in golf pants. If you had, you would understand. She looks HAWT, dude!

PS: it wasn't "Chantilly Lace, you moron. It was "Crimson and Clover". Over and over.

I think I have to go "Sean" myself now.

Trolls: Can't live with 'em...

Uh, that's it.

Fuckin' losers.

"america lost":

"So, Moxie, you are PRO-life? Against the war in Iraq, then, huh?"

Anti-war protestors successfully pressured our government to militarily withdraw from Vietnam. After abandoning Vietnam, we left about 1 million South Vietnamese and 2 million Cambodians vulnerable to a Communist massacre when the war was over. Peaceniks, such as yourself, that undermine the war effort are also contributing towards making Iraqis vulnerable to a similar fate.

If you think the war over there is bad for Iraqis now, you will be unpleasantly surprised by how much worse it can get if we ever leave there before finishing the job properly. If you don't know what I mean, here's some samples of what could come if we retreat:

http://www.pulitzer.org/year/2005/breaking-news-photography/works/warzone20.html

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/photos/B/BAG12305032334.html?SITE=TXABI&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Being Anti-War = Pro-Life? Abandoning Iraq to the terrorists would be an incalculable "sin of omission".

Anyway, I don't like labeling opponents of this war as "anti-war". I prefer the term "pro-defeatist" instead.

God have mercy on your black, black soul, right?

Can't wait till we kill each other. :) The only question is how, nuclear war, germ warfare, or will our fucking of the enviroment do us in? Anways it shall be a great die when our disease is purged from the earth.

"america lost":

"So, Moxie, you are PRO-life? Against the war in Iraq, then, huh?"

Anti-war protestors successfully pressured our government to militarily withdraw from Vietnam. After abandoning Vietnam, we left about 1 million South Vietnamese and 2 million Cambodians vulnerable to a Communist massacre when the war was over. Peaceniks, such as yourself, that undermine the war effort are also contributing towards making Iraqis vulnerable to a similar fate.

If you think the war over there is bad for Iraqis now, you will be unpleasantly surprised by how much worse it can get if we ever leave there before finishing the job properly. If you don't know what I mean, here's some samples of what could come if we retreat:

http://www.pulitzer.org/year/2005/breaking-news-photography/works/warzone20.html

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/photos/B/BAG12305032334.html?SITE=TXABI&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Being Anti-War = Pro-Life? Abandoning Iraq to the terrorists would be an incalculable "sin of omission".

Anyway, I don't like labeling opponents of this war as "anti-war". I prefer the term "pro-defeatist" instead.



Dude, you have no understanding of world events. No surprise there though we americans aren't the brightest country on the block.

Read a fucking book every once in awhile and don't believe everything your conservative "friends" tell you. Such as this "liberal media bias" bullshit there pushing on you dumb bible-thumping morons.

**Can't wait till we kill each other. :) The only question is how, nuclear war, germ warfare, or will our fucking of the enviroment do us in? Anways it shall be a great day* when our disease is purged from the earth.**

"Dude, you have no understanding of world events."

I don't? Let me ask you something: Did you support Reagan's Cold War policy of supporting anti-communist dictatorships? If not, then tell me how you would handle the below situation today?

http://www.cominganarchy.com/archives/2005/04/25/coming-anarchy-in-nepal/

Hell, Reagan wasn't even the first President to prop up an anti-communist dictatorship anyway. For today's Jeopardy Daily Double, name the prez and the country that he supported.

HINT:>>>> http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/dprk/dprk-dark.htm

"No surprise there though we americans aren't the brightest country on the block."

We're not? Compared to who? If we're not that bright, then how come we still have an economy that is better than Europe's and Canada's?

German unemployment is at 11.6% while France's unemployment rate is at 9.9%. Our unemployment rate is 4.9% at the moment until we figure out Katrina's effect on the economy.

You have such a low opinion of your fellow countrymen? And, the Left wonders why their patriotism is always questioned?

"Anways it shall be a great day when our disease is purged from the earth."

A peaceloving and tolerant liberal pining for the end of the human race? I'm shocked!

"their" rather than "there". Two different meanings. I wouldnt bring it up, but it was followed by "pushing on you dumb bible-thumping morons." I love irony.

Why don't I shut my deformed face and go down there myself, idiot whores like me (from University of Michigan Medical Center) can help too!

Hey Raygun,

Is it too late for your mother to have a really late term abortion?

Heh, you wish.

Hey Moxie

Wasn't familiar with the Penn / Katrina episode but loved the post.

Question though: Penn, assuming he is trying to cash in on Katrina disaster, is evil. Get it. (Bad Sean.) But how is his raising awareness about need of victims bad? Aren't there better targets?

Hey Moxie

Wasn't familiar with the Penn / Katrina episode but enjoyed the post.

Question though:

Penn, assuming he is trying to cash in on Katrina disaster, is evil. (Get it. Bad Sean!)

But how is his raising awareness about the need of victims bad? Aren't there better targets for blogs about morons with power and money? (Wynona anyone?)

"He is a poor man's Bono". Fucking brilliant. Nice site - thanks for shoutin' the other side.