My plan is to pour one bucket of red paint into the nearest pond. That way the water wont evaporate due to global warming.

We shoot squirrels with fully auto paintball guns - all year long, using approved biodegradable ammo. It's great fun!

E-F

I'm going to drive ten hours to throw lead and other heavy metals into bodies of water, with the sincere hope of gouging a hole through the lips of Finned Americans, which I will then possibly cook over an ozone-layer-depleting, lighter fluid-enhanced fire, before consuming them with cheap plastic utensils that I will not recycle.

I will then buy sixpacks of canned beer,drink their contents, and return the processed contents to the aforementioned body of water, along with as many six pack rings as I can generate.

Nothing like getting back to nature...

Confederate, that comment brought tears to my eyes like nothing else I've ever read.

Someone, anyone...where are my Halliburton Stock certificates? I need to wipe my G*damn eyes!!!

I`m going to sell friable asbestos (the powdery kind) as cocaine at the E-Day Phish concert.

After that some friends and I are having a little get together where we will be eating Manatee tail soup served in a Leatherback Turtle shell.
We`ll pick our teeth with toothpicks provided by the Acme Toothpick Company whose motto is, "One tree, One toothpick"
For the color display we`re going to "spill" 50,000 gallons of Mercury in the waters surrounding the Florida Keys.
The Finale will be the release of one million pounds of R-12 Freon into the atmosphere, (we`re hoping for an Aroura Borialis effect)
All of this while smoking Cuban cigars that were rolled on the thighs of oppressed Cuban virgins.

i'll be picking up trash on the beach here in cuba. funny how there will be as many military, and military related people out cleaning up for earth day as there will be liberals.

i too will do a little cerveza recycling afterwards, but in a boat, also tossing heavy metal into gtmo bay.

It is so strange to me that taking care of the earth is considered leftist. Even that you would make fun of it like you are, is sad.

Anna, it is so strange to me that you are allowed to roam free without your helmet and mouthguard.

The short bus will pick you up on the corner.

I along with other non-leftist engineer friends have been conspiring to build a machine to produce Freon and pump it into the atmosphere where it can live free and happy. We're going to set up a web cam which will show the gas spewing out of a pipe and turning a brightly colored pinwheel connected to a digital counter. We're considering building a small nuclear power plant so we can run it cheaply.

On the spacecoast of Florida we prefer to celebrate Earth Day on the boat, seeing how far we can toss our beer bottles and cigarette butts. And if the day turns out perfect, we will be able to exceed the wake zone and sideswipe a few manatees. Nothing captures a day of nature like a seared manatee steak.

I'll be perfecting my earthquake generating thingy and finally get that volcano in Comoros to go off.

I have a white pine tree that's about 80 ft. high and at least 100 years old in my front yard. I'm having it removed because it shades the pool in the late afternoon and no one likes to be chilly at cocktail hour.

So down it comes, and since it's pine, the only use for the wood is to feed an already roaring fire. Man, is that going to smoke, but the incinerator is in the poor section of town so it's got nothing to do with me.

I like to buy two large packs of styrofoam cups, one for scattering along the roadways, and one for the burn pit in the back yard. For the kiddies, we have an 'Electrocute Your Own Mink Up The Ass' party. When the wee beasties cease their twitching (the minks) we have them (the kids) make fur-lined mittens.

Then it's grab your cellphones and head for the 7/11 time, where we call in the INS on illegal aliens who are waiting in line to Western Union their wages back home to their families. Oh how we laugh at their forlorn little faces as the vans take them away.

I am glad liberals have given us this day to ponder and reflect how good God is to us, to make us better them them, and all the other life forms on our planet.

PETArds...I luv it. I dunno if that's an original if it's been around a while, but...YAHOO!! :-)

I'm going to drive around by myself in my Chevy Suburban that gets around 7 mpg, drink beer and whiskey and throw the cans and bottles on the roadside. Later, I'll fire up the charcoal grill and burn the fat off a greenhouse gas producing steer. But hey, I celebrate Earth Day everyday.

Glugs,
Marty

Environmental awareness is a leftist-only issue?

"Environmental awareness is a leftist-only issue?"

Only when it is really a veiled attempt by the old pro-Soviet Leftists to destroy our capitalist economy through industrial over-regulation in the name of stopping global warming and the resulting bankruptcy of industries when they are forced to waste trillions of dollars of capital on trying to cut greenhouse emissions so that the earth can cool by 0.001 degrees in a few years.

Keeping a clean environment allows capitalism to flourish. Can we at least agree that we are depleting the world's resources?

Well everyone, I had a WONDERFUL earth day. I spent it in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. You'd be surprised how much fun it is to off-road in a hummer. While I was there, I emtpied my carcinogen-filled trash can right onto a caribou's head. I hope the poor dear is okay!

It was also a BLAST to crack open 3 thousand thermometers, collect the mercury in a bucket, and throw it directly into a stream! I'm sure all the endangered fish got one heck of a buzz!!

I hope everyone's earth day was as fun as mine!