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January 21, 2005
still sobbing quietly
I miss Steve H.
Meanwhile, a summer toothed* redneck had the audacity to fisk my party. I said I would not dignify it with a response, but it's too easy not to.
You tell me, who would you rather party with?
We had gallon-sized bottles of rum, vodka, jack daniels as well as fine beer, champagne and wine. An armless Reagan Revolutionary as a bouncer (because all it takes is a t-shirt to scare a libzilla from the premises). And as bonus, there was a CONSERVATIVE saxophone player and a Bill Clinton doll to abuse.
Not to mention the lack of moxkini-clad women at the trailer park party. Sorry Adam.
You tell me if I am crazy.
* summer teeth: some are there. some are not.
Posted by Moxie at January 21, 2005 3:30 PM
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I am appalled that you would classify me as such.
You know so much better.
Posted by: Adam at January 21, 2005 4:26 PM
Whatever. Go crack open another PBR while wishing and dreaming you were Steve and I.
Posted by: Moxie ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://moxie.nu/nav-commenters.gif)
at January 21, 2005 5:25 PM
Mox
You as alway are Right On!
Gentlemen, Relax a conservative can enjoy Beer and/or Foie Gras.
Lets not get to the level of democratic get out the vote workers, eat some victory pork rhines and enjoy life. If someone's party gets your Carharts in a wad you need more beverages..!, Drink up Dude!
Posted by: al at January 21, 2005 5:55 PM
You know...the only way that this can really be resolved is by meeting up somewhere in the midwest, and conducting a dance off..."Beat It" style...
Or, perhaps...a 'Meet in the middle' party.
Posted by: jmflynny at January 21, 2005 6:57 PM
I just wanted to be the first to state my sorrow for the 44,692,941 children who have died since Roe v. Wade 32 years ago to-morrow. R.I.P.
Posted by: perfectd at January 21, 2005 7:09 PM
Such HOSTILITY!!! Damn! If you think Adam's full of shit, just say so. Or at least leave him alive.
Posted by: Acidman at January 21, 2005 7:10 PM
I think Adam's full of shit!
Wait...that didn't sound nearly as friendly as you seemed to think it would.
I think he's just trying to con me out of a barbecued pig. That's what I think. Unfortunately, it may work.
April, huh?
Posted by: Steve H. at January 21, 2005 7:18 PM
Before April 20 or after May 1 or I'll never forgive you.
Posted by: Aaron's Rantblog at January 22, 2005 9:26 PM
I am a Virginia "redneck" and grew up with "rednecks". The vast majority of "rednecks" are more conservative than President Bush. They are also hard working and do not rely on the government for a living. And before you think I'm just another dumb "redneck" I am also a physician. Once during a political discussion with a flaming liberal who was getting her ass 'whupped', she called me a redneck. I told her thank you for the compliment and as she considered this an inslult I accepted her defeat in the debate.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 23, 2005 3:05 PM
Dr. T,
Moxie was just teasing Adam. She wasn't trying to be mean or show any ill will towards her Southern allies. Besides, I think Steve H. is supposedly a Florida redneck himself.
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While Steve enjoys his hogs, I'll savor my tasty Louisiana nutrias.
Posted by: Libs Say So Much Shit That I've Wondered If They Ever Get Orally Constipated at January 23, 2005 6:23 PM
Thanks for the clarification and my apologies to moxie. Great moniker! I'm originally from the Florida panhandle so I can identify with Adam. Deer hunting in the panhandle was the best I've ever seen. We occaisionally hunted wild hogs but deer hunting was best.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2005 6:56 PM
