“You’re Going to Love my Nuts”

No, I’m not talking about Michelle Obama. It’s Vince from Sham-wow with the Slap Chop.

There are so many classic double entredres in there, I’ll just let you watch and enjoy:


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18 Responses to ““You’re Going to Love my Nuts””

  1. Michelle’s nuts and Barack’s tuna. A classic combination! ;)

  2. We’ve got near 50 comments over on Facebook — if I ever hope to make ad dollars again — I’m going to have to post the good stuff over here first and just a blog link over on Facebook ;)

  3. […] MoxIE, we are introduced to the Slap Chop. “You’re going to love my […]

  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg - BEST PARODY OF THIS DUDE EVER.

  5. Add some fruit to your nuts and you can slap away every day.

  6. JeffInDenver Says:

    So…. many….. jokes…….

    Overloading…….

    But, I refuse to love Vince’s nuts. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…….

  7. They have a Sham Wow booth at Century City Mall, I’ll keep my eyes open for the Slap Chop.

  8. Patrick, please report back…I really NEED a Slap Chop!!!

  9. my mom was really into getting that model he threw over his shoulder until i pointed out that since she didn’t have a dishwasher, cleaning it would be a major pain in the ass. . . *this* thing tho’ - i need to go to my local “as seen on tv” store!. . .

    btw, the rotating brush thing?. . . doesn’t work well at all - got it for my roommate back when i lived in prague ‘cuz we were *fascinated* by the infommercial. . . she tried it out a couple of times and said it was a piece of junk. . .

  10. Coincidentally, I bought my Slap-Chop (though it wasn’t called Slap-Chop then) at Century City Mall ten years ago.

  11. stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life…

    I…I…I’m starting a religion. That book’s a 2 million seller.

    BTW, the Pampered Chef version of this thing is awesome and cleans easy. I recommend it.

  12. One last comment really, then I’ll stop watching this infomercial:

    I love how he assumes superior manual detexerity with, “If I can do it with one finger, you can do this with your whole hand”.

  13. Vince’s real solution to boring tuna, it would seem…

  14. I’m telling you… if could arrange an assassination that would take out both Vince from Sham-Wow and Billy Mays together, I’m convinced they’d name a national holiday after me. You following me, camera guy?

  15. “stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life…”

    Truer dating advice has never been given…

  16. If you need a getaway driver for your hit on Screamin’ Billy and Fauxhawk Vince, then I’m your man.

  17. Steve in Greensboro Says:

    Two comments:

    1) There is no such thing as “boring tuna”.

    2) Maybe Vince can’t do it all day, but I can.

  18. JeffInDenver Says:

    YAY!!!!! A new parody:

    http://vimeo.com/3757117

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