Moxie

To the most Reverend & Illustrious High Priestess: The most Excellent Moxie-mus, Strike-Leader #404.

I bid you greetings Mistress from my mission to storm the Libtard Citadel ‘Lutheran Church of Hope (andChange)’.

I, Agent 42601, aka ‘the emo-nator’ return with tidings of high adventure and daring with news of the success of my reaching the objective! TBTR (Thanks be to Rushbo).

Upon arrival, I was greeted by a sea of tie-died, sandal wearing, bean sprout munching crunchy bohemians – and this was only 12 minutes after the polls opened. For a moment, I thought that my plan wasdiscovered and that they were here to rip my registration card from my hands and sacrifice me to the Goracle.

Quickly, I check my disguise – Blue jeans… check …tee shirt… check …Boots … check…. 5 oclock shadow check … Button that says ‘How about a hug, brother?’, check. (not that there is anything wrong with that - mind you). TBTR

I do the sniff test: Excellent: 8 hours hard labor before coming has given me the same arua as the crowd. I feel safer already.

I look around. Hey!!! There are 2 other conservative agents in the crowd with me (one is wearing a Camoflage Cap and the other is wearing biker leathers and a cowboy cap). We briefly nod to one another, understanding that we mustn’t communicate too much lest we blow our cover.

Alas we are noticed!!!! The crowd starts to observe us in an askance manner. Quickly, before its too late, we form a line and attempt to do the ‘YMCA’ routine, hoping they think we are the Village People. Unfortunately, thereis no – one to do the letter ‘A’ and so the crowd starts to murmur and gather. We then break ranks to do the number ‘Nacho Man’. Perfect! That does the trick and they melt away in laughter! Thankfully, mistress, we are safe… for now.

No other occurrences happen during the infiltration , however I may need oxygen after gagging over the smell in the place. It took me over an hour and a half to reach the objective and complete the mission. Ha ha!!!! Boy will they be surprised that someone has sullied their Citadel and voted for … McCain/Palin!

However due to their VAST numbers, I beg you to send many more conserve-bots to offset this rabble. I await further reinforcements (after my morning nappy…)!

Your most humble servant and co-conspirator,

Cond0010 the emo-nator

TBTR

“Which websites are you guys refreshing constantly?”

You baby, YOU!

: )

http://corner.nationalreview.com/

Hey, is this you Mox?Hollywood Voting [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

An e-mail:

Arrived exactly at 7 AM, and the line already trailed out the building and down the block. The poll workers were pretty well organized though, and I was out of there in about 25 minutes.

While standing in line, a nice fatherly type behind me volunteered in a whisper, “I gave McCain a lot of thought, but I’m gonna go with Nader”. We then had a nice chat about bias in the media, and the sad state of journalism at the LA Times.

I guess since both of us stood in stark contrast to all the greasy hipster types in line — the only two who had bathed this month and lacked multiple nose piercings — he recognized another Obama kool-aid teetotaller.

Hopefully, in all of the 57 states Obama campaigned in — there are lots more McCain and Nader voters standing in line together discussing the mainstream media’s problems.

That marks the second person today I heard of who thought about McCain and voted Nader.

Looks like oil speculators are betting on an Obama win.

I took Mike’s idea as inpiration and went out and smoked a cigar. Good thinking!

Mike - if your trip brings you through Denver, beverages are on me. Unless Obama wins. Then, I’ll be broke….

Thanks, Jeff. If my travels next summer take me through Denver, I’ll take you up on your offer.

The reason I’m driving up to Washington state is to attend my niece’s graduation from high school and to deliver an old chest of drawers that belonged to my late brother to my nephew. I’m planning to rent either a minivan or truck for the drive up and then I’ll fly back home to San Antonio.

The trip will happen in June if all goes according to plan.

Mike -

It just so happens, I used to manage a cigar shop, so, I’ll pick us up a couple good ones to go with beverages. And, if it’s on the weekend, we can go up to the mountains for some target practice.

FYI - your CCW permit is valid in CO.

Maybe this’ll help alleviate the depression:

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/11/ten-reasons-why-you-should-ignore-exit.html

A little perspective.

Well, Jindal in 2012. I don’t get how so many people could vote for B. Hussein Obama. : (

Hi Maia! How are things at UCSD?

Funny. A week ago I was telling my brother that they despise socialism in some of the former Soviet bloc countries. I am going to admit some ignorance…what do they speak in Estonia? Is it Estonian?

And it’s not even government subsidized!

Hey, Tom! Nice to see you found your way over here! If I could I’d gladly share some of my Shiner Bock with you. This is a sad day for America, freedom, and liberty.

As soon as Obama prevailed, I started thinking of A State of Disobedience. Life just may be imitating art once again.

“Revolutionaries brook no opposition. Enjoy your Obama presidency America, you earned it.”

Winged Words, Mike. Winged Words.

“Regarding Communism, it is certainly disturbing how Obama’s “O” logo so strongly resembles the old Weather Underground logo.”

Yep… America is gonna have to get their ‘O’ face on for the next 4 years too.

Well, you can get more house for the money in Houston than anyplace else I know of. Not that I like Houston. I did like San Antonio.

Have to see. It’s just a thought for the moment.

Mike -

Any decent IT gigs open in Houston?

Mike -

Any decent IT gigs open in Houston?

There might be. Either there or Austin. Austin is full of crazy libs, but the suburban areas (like Round Rock) are heavily Republican.

And you do!

Unfortunately. the country now has to put up with 4 years of a Marx-puppet in the White House. And that’s not so pleasing.

Moxie - It was a pleasure to read your live-blogging of election day, and equally entertaining to read your regular posts. Keep up the great posts!

A conservative in Southern California? Isn’t that like finding a grapefruit in a box of raisin bran?

And I have to say: A 1985 Porsche 911? Too Cool. And there is no way you’re 36.

If that manling/professor had any sense of humanity and a good sense of history, he seems to have forgotten the horrific suffering that was there BEFORE the Americans came to Afghanistan to get rid of hte Taliban.

If he thinks the Democrats will make peace in that area by having us pull out, perhaps you should remind him of all the deaths that occurred in SE Asia after the US pulled out of Vietnam due to the massive cutting of military funds by the Democrat Congress.

The blood of millions of innocents is on the hands of the Passive-Aggressive Democrat Congress that cut the US military funds for the campaign in SE Asia (Vietnam).

Sirak Mitak put it quite well:
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I will always remember the message from Cambodian statesman Sirak Mitak who penned a final note to the U.S. ambassador refusing his offer of evacuation just days before his execution at the hands of the Khmer Rouge:

“I cannot, alas, leave in such a cowardly fashion. As for you and in particular for your great country, I never believed for a moment that you would have this sentiment of abandoning a people which has chosen liberty….You leave and my wish is that you and your country will find happiness under the sky.

“But mark it well that, if I shall die here on the spot and in my country that I love, it is too bad because we all are born and must die one day. I have only committed this mistake in believing in you, the Americans.”

http://fallbackbelmont.blogspot.com/2006/11/un-bel-di.html
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We all know what happened AFTER the US military left, don’t we? Millions and millions of deaths occurred. Of course our education system and media downplays the actual direct cause of those deaths, but we won’t go there.

Perhaps you could give him the quote from Sirak Mitak and then the amount of deaths that happened due to that pull out?

Maybe even pin it to his door as a Red Badge of Courage for his desires for retreat in Afghanistan?

I agree with your position, Mike. Pick your battles. Keep a low profile. Thnx for the recognition.

In regards to this:

http://www.zefrank.com/from52to48withlove/

How noble of them, eh? Good winners. Bad Losers. Terrible combination.

I too have cool heart towards them. The shrieks and tantrums of the last eight years still ring in my ears.

Still, my disapproval of them will be muted, my behavior appropriate (humor will ALWAYS trump ‘appropriate’. ), and their choice of the POTUS will get the level of respect from me that office and title demands.

Just remember, I am saluting the ‘uniform’ - not the man.

I’m glad you saw my newest blog post, Cond0010. Yeah, I’m not ready to accept the false nobility of the jackals of the left, but you’re right in that humor will be the best defense, or at least the best therapy.

By the way, a commenter at Ace of Spades said he saw this bumper sticker on a car: “I voted 70 times, where’s my Porsche?”

Good question. I guess I’ll just have to borrow Moxie’s!

“I guess I’ll just have to borrow Moxie’s! (Porshe)”

Yeah. Do you think Moxie will come with the Porshce?

“Goldstein describes himself and those like us who choose to battle on as “outlaws.” ”

Well, people with our mindset and view of the world are not viewed with favor by the media. Given the opportunity, they would probably attempt to pillory our reputations, which oddly, has considerable effect.

As Judge Roy Bean would say:

‘Give ‘em a fair trial, then hang ‘em.’

Just came back from the bar with a few business friends tonight (and I intiated a new person into the group - heh), and there is a meme that started on the cellphones right after Obama was elected.

The meme is a text message that occurred right after Obama won the election (when that _officially_ happened I have no idea). I received it tonight. It read (no kidding):

“FWD: All white people must report 2 the cotton fields tomorrow morning at 7am for orientation! Thanks Pres. Obama.”

Huh… I’m almost afraid to laugh.

Mox, if you need some cheering up, just read some classic John Derbyshire from last August. Quoth the Derb:

Some children will be left behind. You cannot “remake the Middle East” or “defeat evil.” The poor will always be with us. Black and white will never mingle together in unselfconscious harmony. Corporations will not research and explore without hope of profit. Russia will not become Sweden. Forty million immigrants speaking a single language will not assimilate.

No, you can’t, you bloody fools.

Bloody marvelous, wouldn’t you agree?

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