Thursday, August 31st, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 18 Comments »
Can anyone tell me why when I try to click through on commenter's URLs I get an error message? It used to work! Really, it did! Any advice on how to ... Read more..Thursday, August 31st, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 20 Comments »
Let me start out by saying, months before this show aired last season, someone from Morgan Spurlock's 30 Days production office said they wanted me to be one of their ... Read more..Wednesday, August 30th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 11 Comments »
I don't know if it is possible to devour a TV show, but if it's possible, that's how I feel when watching Project Runway. And while I realize most of my ... Read more..Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 9 Comments »
So John Mark Karr wanted Johnny Depp to play him in the movie. I'm going to suggest Ed Grimley as Karr, and Nicole Ritchie as JonBenet. Or Lisa Bonet? No, no. ... Read more..Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 6 Comments »
I think we have a great relationship. You know, me and you. Yes YOU. I don't write, and you don't read. There are no hurt feelings, no expectations and best of all ... Read more..Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 23 Comments »
I understand some people find them off-putting. Litter boxes are not all fun and games, unless you have a poop-fetish. And some weirdos have cats who are not talkative, friendly ... Read more..Monday, August 21st, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 9 Comments »
It's the Pajamas Media of the restaurant world! How could anyone in their right mind think that would be a good idea? UPDATE: They are renaming the restaurant. May I suggest Open ... Read more..Sunday, August 20th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »
Especially when green is complemented (and complimented!) with dead President's faces. Yeah, I'm busy making money, but I'm going to do my best to post something new every day this week. ... Read more..Saturday, August 19th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »
ANSWER: How about commenting over here if you have me linked and would also like to be on my links list? My "real life" friends will be included automatically. I'm going ... Read more..Friday, August 18th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 12 Comments »
UPDATE: Poor Puff Tatty felt left out. Click below to see his smiling feline face. Read more..Monday, August 14th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 28 Comments »
I'm now convinced. My housekeeper is trying to kill me. While complaining to me about the heat and dramatically wiping her brow, she was simultaneously tucking flannel sheets (and a winter ... Read more..Saturday, August 12th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 70 Comments »
but half of my blogroll seems to consist of blogs that were abandoned years ago. I'd do the automatic recipri-roll thing but some people I read every darn day, like Ann ... Read more..Friday, August 11th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 17 Comments »
Because I've had some good luck the last few days, and good things do not happen to me, I expect to die momentarily. Sorry for the short notice. At first I ... Read more..Thursday, August 10th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 13 Comments »
We forgot our own anniversary! Slightly more than two years ago, Steve H and I began an experiment in conservative eugenics. Sadly, midget porn has robbed his sperm of its former ... Read more..Thursday, August 10th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 10 Comments »
Remember, he is the man whose current tagline is, "-- Islam: the Sole Reason it Takes an Hour to Get on a Plane --" He may have to revise that to, ... Read more..Monday, August 7th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments »
This is not yet another Reuter's poorly faked photo. Just a crappy photo taken off the sides of a reflective building. UPDATE: Some people didn't get it...look here. Read more..Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 9 Comments »
Scarborough Country is a day behind you. Tony alerted me to MSNBC's on-air take of the scientific experiment regarding Hollywood anti-semite Mel Gibson. Hmmmm, looks familiar. Where did I see that before? Oh ... Read more..Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 9 Comments »
I am just waking up, the post Mel hangover is difficult to describe. That said, I need to apologize to Mel for my behavior yesterday, I failed miserably at becoming anti-semitic. ... Read more..Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 28 Comments »
Mel has apologized in a decent way (finally) but here at the Moxtopia compound, we are conducting a scientific experiment to determine exactly how much booze it takes to make ... Read more..Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 13 Comments »
Even though the weather has cooled off considerably, my 1920?s townhouse is holding heat like Satan?s ass. A few moments ago, I stepped past the Moxtopia compound gates for some ... Read more..