Archive for April, 2005

which color you chu?

Saturday, April 30th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 14 Comments »

Money is paint -- man no have paint, no picture! You want me decorate cave? I need retainer fee. And expire date. Trust me cave dweller -- I drag YOU by ... Read more..

I’ve got a bone to chu with yu

Saturday, April 30th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

I sorry i not been here later. I find man. No -- man find ME. With Chinese tradition, I plant money tree in front of house. It DIE. Should have known from dead ... Read more..

Man Smart, Woman Smarter

Thursday, April 28th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

Best quote about me EVER, "Moxie makes Cathy Seipp look just to the right of Joan Baez." I found this genuinely hilarious and Amy Alkon said something kind about right-leaning zealots (like ... Read more..

eavesdrop on my life

Sunday, April 24th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 19 Comments »

Friday, in the midst of a heated lefty-dominated conversation regarding -- what else -- the "non-mythical" status of global warming and how Bush & Co. are destroying the earth, the ... Read more..

PBS alert level: yellow

Friday, April 22nd, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

If I had a dollar for every time I've asked Karl Rove when PBS would fall into the VRWC's vise of right wing propaganda, I'd be (even) rich(er). So folks, the ... Read more..

Pope Baretta I

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 18 Comments »

Am I the only one shocked to hear that Robert Blake has been selected as the next Pope? Hopefully he still has that parrot and can consult with him while ... Read more..

taglines don’t lie

Monday, April 18th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 10 Comments »

Who cares what he writes, just look at his tagline... Confederate Yankee "Because liberalism is a persistent vegetative state" But the writing or as Matt "Me primitive HTML GOD" Drudge would say, amateur ... Read more..

earth day 2005

Monday, April 18th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 23 Comments »

Please Right Wing compadres, mark your calendars. Earth Day falls on April 22nd this year. I mention this so far in advance because my blogging has greatly diminished. Mostly because I've ... Read more..

Chu your food well before swallowing

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

I walk to work uphill BOTH way to put shoe on you leg for school. Read more..

irony, sweet irony

Monday, April 11th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 20 Comments »

Okay, so a dispicable ambulance chasing lawyer thinks it's disgusting Republicans wanted Terry Schiavo NOT to be starved to death. We Republicans truly are heartless. Imagine, insisting a woman have ... Read more..

Brittish remake of popular US film

Sunday, April 10th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 18 Comments »

... is that hair gel? Don't you love the Princess of Cornhole? Read more..

If mama chu ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy

Friday, April 8th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 17 Comments »

"All people in LA screw me off & lie on my face" Amen, Mama. Read more..

Chu on this

Friday, April 8th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments »

"It's not that you stoopid. You just need be more smark" Read more..

mama chu quote of the day #1

Wednesday, April 6th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments »

Because my friend's Mom is stranger than fiction, I am introducing a new daily feature. Think of it as all the wholesome wisdom contained in 5 homogenized lo-carb episodes of ... Read more..

conservative reportedly torturing african man

Wednesday, April 6th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

Oh sure, Steve the conservative eugenics sperm donor of choice is using the tired old "wrestling another gentleman in a bar, and the phone fell in oil" excuse. Heard that ... Read more..

what is old is new again

Monday, April 4th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 11 Comments »

There are four sad-sacks sitting around my livingroom. It's day three, we're all dealing with the same situation, luckily with different people. Contrary to mainstream media lies, Republicans DO have ... Read more..