Archive for January, 2005
More on Meet the Press with John “where is my magic hat” Heinz
Monday, January 31st, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 15 Comments »
Transcript of John Kerry's seared thoughts while claiming he actually won the election on MTP on Sunday: "If you don't count Ohio, Iowa, New Mexico, Florida and {insert any state here} ... Read more..typical clintonian behavior
Monday, January 31st, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »
can't stand being out of the media spotlight. Read more..why the long face john, ted, dan, kos, oliver?
Monday, January 31st, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 16 Comments »
This post has a preface: In order to save time, I would like to note for the record other lefties equally disgusted me yesterday. Namely the bloated, drunkard Ted Kennedy, Ron ... Read more..fat ocicat gets into degas
Friday, January 28th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 19 Comments »
My cat is cultured, y'all No, this is not a photoshop. Nor is it a poster. First person to figure out the photo gets an autographed copy of my book (which should ... Read more..don’t eat yellow snow
Friday, January 28th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »
Michael Moore trapped in 500 lb. turducken eats his way out. Then heads for dinner. Okay, so that?s not exactly what happened. A Slovak man got drunk and peed his way ... Read more..being a conservative keeps me really busy
Friday, January 28th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 10 Comments »
Sorry folks, with April 15th quickly approaching, I?ve been spending a lot of time with the VRWC accountant. Finding all the new loopholes in tax code takes a professional, and ... Read more..how much toilet paper does one family need?
Monday, January 24th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 16 Comments »
For my libzilla readers who long for the days when I talk about my trips to the grocery store -- this is your lucky day. My gay houseboy Andrew dragged me ... Read more..still sobbing quietly
Friday, January 21st, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 14 Comments »
I miss Steve H. Meanwhile, a summer toothed* redneck had the audacity to fisk my party. I said I would not dignify it with a response, but it's too easy not ... Read more..the end of birthday week
Wednesday, January 19th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 35 Comments »
After a poor attempt at losing my keys, glasses and car(s) I reluctantly dropped Steve H. off at the airport this afternoon. We convinced him to stay one extra day but ... Read more..still more incriminating evidence
Monday, January 17th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 10 Comments »
look and envy that i get to hang out with these handsome conservative men Read more..teletubbies
Monday, January 17th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 30 Comments »
not as sweet as they look Slick Willy spent a good hour dry humping the leg of a child's teletubby doll. My best guess is -- he figured he had a ... Read more..candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
Monday, January 17th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments »
I woke up this morning feeling a bit slighted. Bill Clinton was sleeping on my chest and had apparently forgotten to grope me. Oh well. There's plenty of time for ... Read more..best birthday gift ever
Sunday, January 16th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 13 Comments »
I'm always cynical when it comes to my birthday. It's like New Years Eve -- big buld up, abrupt let down. But not this year. Aaron from the Rantblog, gave me the ... Read more..lazy update
Sunday, January 16th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | Comments Off
Just go here to understand what is going on around the moxtopia compound this weekend. Photos forthcoming. But first the pool. And some bloody mary's. Read more..sex bomb
Friday, January 14th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 19 Comments »
Here is a lovely article detailing recently declassified documents. These docs describe all the exciting warfare possibilities explored by the Pentagon under that short-bus riding administration belonging to our favorite ... Read more..my least favorite day of the year
Wednesday, January 12th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 46 Comments »
Not that I believe a whit of astrology, but being a Republican Capricorn is tough. When you were a kid and still got presents, your Aunt Bertha always bought you a ... Read more..if one, then all
Tuesday, January 11th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 21 Comments »
I've seen a lot of comments (some here) from people who don't want to help Indonesia due to Osama's influence in that region. While I am skeptical that it will inspire ... Read more..blah
Monday, January 10th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 10 Comments »
This was going to be a photoblogging entry but then Steve H. said he doesn't like this photo because it doesn't convey the smell of homeless intellectualism. It reminded me of ... Read more..Don’t Torture Yourself (That’s MY Job)
Friday, January 7th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 11 Comments »
That's right, tonight after getting back from wheelchair tipping and eating filet of homeless intellectual (with b?arnaise sauce), I read Maureen Dowd -- so YOU don't have to. Please don't hate ... Read more..more comedy from the left
Thursday, January 6th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 22 Comments »
Liberal is in the dictionary between liar and loser. At the private high school I attended my AP Physics professor would re-grade your exam for you, if requested. I learned a ... Read more..