Archive for July, 2004
an unhealthy obsession with Obama
Thursday, July 29th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 25 Comments »
Courtesy of 5 fruitless hours in the Cedar?s Sinai emergency room, I share with you my innermost, twisted thoughts about Barack Obama. Obama Baraka -- American black militant hairstylist and makeup ... Read more..which one is fake?
Wednesday, July 28th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 66 Comments »
The correct answer of course, is BOTH. Read more..Proposition MOX
Wednesday, July 28th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 46 Comments »
I propose, that outside of rape or incest -- all women who want to have an abortion first be "treated" to a 30 minute bonanza of an ultrasound. They must watch ... Read more..warms the cold heart
Monday, July 26th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 60 Comments »
"I had an abortion" t-shirts! They have finally arrived (unlike your little bundle of joy)! Planned Parenthood is proud to offer yet another t-shirt in our unwashed libshit social fashion line: "I ... Read more..it was an honest mistake
Thursday, July 22nd, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 40 Comments »
I believe Sandy Berger. Inspired by Myrick's Sock Experiment, I decided to do some of my own investigative journalism. Had my pilot fly me to the National Archives this morning. No sooner ... Read more..document found *near* sandy berger’s socks
Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 10 Comments »
Yet another memo he didn't want anyone to see. Read more..Pants: the final frontier
Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 13 Comments »
As I?m sure you?ve all read, President Bush announced a billion dollar pants exploration program today. As it turns out the secrets of the universe don?t require space travel. They ... Read more..liberal training wheels for children
Thursday, July 15th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 18 Comments »
More heartwarming goodness from our friends at AOHell. As the father of my children, Steve notes AOL's "SmarterChild" IM bot has had to be reprogrammed because it was telling kids that ... Read more..not what it sounds like
Thursday, July 15th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 18 Comments »
File this one under ?I?m not smart enough to make these things up.? I was upstairs in my office conjuring up incriminating intelligence so we can wage new unjustified wars when ... Read more..ahead by a hair
Monday, July 12th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 22 Comments »
Hair today gone tomorow. Truth be told, I?m pretty excited about the john-john?s libshit ticket. We now know, not only do they have better hair, but Edward?s love of diet coke ... Read more..you’ve got to hide your love away
Friday, July 9th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 41 Comments »
The masses of weak unprincipled (liberal) readers have asked for my old school non-political entries. While I am vehemently opposed to indulging the unwashed proletariat, right now I have no time ... Read more..reality of earning own money? Jail or social services are easier
Wednesday, July 7th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 49 Comments »
Here?s an article every unwashed liberal should read. Though Bloomberg isn?t taking it far enough, it?s a damn good start. Since I know most liberals attended public schools (populated with teachers ... Read more..mutt and jeff
Tuesday, July 6th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 18 Comments »
MSNBC is saying the sallow (shallow) cadaver picked the young boy as running mate. Since John Kerry looks as if he has one foot in the grave, I suppose this ... Read more..Happy 4th of July
Sunday, July 4th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 32 Comments »
Mox interviews Michael Moore?s proctologist: Mox: I understand you have doctor/patient confidentiality to deal with, but can you tell me anything at all about Michael Moore?s rectum since he?s recently made ... Read more..NYC gas attack
Sunday, July 4th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 19 Comments »
Sometimes I just get lucky with the camera. Caught Michael Moore having a snack yesterday. Again I'll say it. If there were facts to debate, I'd lay off the fat ... Read more..what ever you believe in, I do too
Saturday, July 3rd, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 20 Comments »
Look! LOOK at me! John Kerry! John effing Kerry folks. - You hate guns? They kill people! - You like guns? Hey, me too! - You are a redneck? Me too! - You are ... Read more..mike moore’s fetus stew
Friday, July 2nd, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 23 Comments »
Thanks to Steve, I can share this recipe. michael moore's aborted fetus stew ingredients: 1 roll of michael moore fat (he'll never miss it), finely diced. 1 chopped onion 2 organic carrots 1 aborted "pre-human" fetus ... Read more..done
Friday, July 2nd, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | Comments Off
thx mw. you did it. Read more..