Archive for June, 2004
curb your liberalism
Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 65 Comments »
Enough with the heavy lifting of dirty martinis, telling Moore fat jokes to the glorious men of the right. It?s time to relax and take ourselves lightly. Al Gore must ... Read more..overheard at the moxtopia compound this evening:
Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 8 Comments »
"I need moore of your lard-fried pork lumps" "there. i'm giving you my pork." "please sir, can I have some moore?" "Consuela you bitch, I need moore scotch." "Do you like my huge ... Read more..breaking news
Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 51 Comments »
thanks to my readers, I have some scoop: despite the fact that a couple million people went to see the {Michael Moore Bowel movement} movie doesn't change it from ignorant propaganda ... Read more..feed the maw
Monday, June 28th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 35 Comments »
Some philosophical questions to ponder: --> If Michael Moore's thighs rub together and there are no seismographs, does the earth still quake? --> What is the sound of one of Michael Moore's ... Read more..too bad Michael Moore’s Mom didn’t have one
Monday, June 28th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 8 Comments »
I know it makes some people uncomfortable when I talk about dead babies. But that's okay by me, because it makes me uncomfortable to think about all those thousands of babies ... Read more..the petting zoo
Saturday, June 26th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 38 Comments »
Everyone has a purpose in life. I?m fairly sure I was put on this earth to annoy liberals. We are talking sheer unadulterated aggravation. The thought of a rich, drunk conservative ... Read more..They don?t call it a French manicure for nothing
Thursday, June 24th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 19 Comments »
Because I am a Republican, I am therefore an unabashed hypocrite. I hire little tan illegals to wait on me hand and foot, I plan to relieve little Nordstrom H. ... Read more..my updates
Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 12 Comments »
Some of you have called it my "lack of updateitude." I prefer to call it nuanced. So freaking nuanced you didn't notice the new posts. Some of you might think I've been ... Read more..Father’s day
Sunday, June 20th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 6 Comments »
I would like to wish Steve a very happy Father?s Day. He?s promised to be the best deadbeat Dad little Nordstrom H. could ever want. The deadbeat part is very sad ... Read more..Because liberals are weird
Friday, June 18th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 68 Comments »
How come the republicans are never in favor of protecting the welfare of children after birth? Oh you poor misled liberal, you. Social services are largely counterproductive for those who ... Read more..moxtopia’s official position on stem cell research
Wednesday, June 16th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 34 Comments »
I know a lot of you look to me (the voice of reason) for guidance before forming your own opinions on important issues. For that purpose alone, I present you ... Read more..contractopoly
Wednesday, June 16th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 6 Comments »
Contractopoly is the new interactive game that lets you win billions in sweetheart deals from the Bush Administration as you rebuild Iraq. Cool! This is the kind of self-congratulatory backslapping that ... Read more..Mox-eugenics
Monday, June 14th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 73 Comments »
Although there are few things I enjoy more than gratuitous eating of pork products, engaging in capitalism and bleeding monthly all while hanging around the local extremist-mosque (all three make ... Read more..we just didn’t have time and stuff
Saturday, June 12th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 14 Comments »
Well Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw must be relieved it?s all over (I am too -- not having to hear Tom say, "politics aside, this man seems to have won ... Read more..educating our children
Friday, June 11th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 20 Comments »
I was short on manuel labor around the compound yesterday. It was Consuela?s birthday so I bought her a new sombrero, another uniform, smacked her on the bottom (why she winced ... Read more..a liberal business plan
Wednesday, June 9th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 40 Comments »
Being the morally bankrupt capitalist pig that I am, I?ve come up with a fabulous business concept. I?d like to say it?s an import/export type of thing but truthfully it?s ... Read more..Kerry’s observance of President Reagan’s Death
Tuesday, June 8th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 57 Comments »
As John Kerry's website reports, he's taking a break from campaign "public events" in observance of President Reagan's death. Not so, my friends. This evening dozens and dozens of secret service ... Read more..laughing at you, not with you
Tuesday, June 8th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 40 Comments »
If you are an unwashed liberal, a filthy rich liberal or someone simply dedicated to redistribution of wealth (or know one of the above you'd like to help), this entry ... Read more..patron saint of republicans
Monday, June 7th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 20 Comments »
There were thousands of people up in Simi Valley today paying their respects to Ronald Reagan. Consuela, my Mexican Maid said she thinks most of them are Democrats who just ... Read more..the food nazis
Friday, June 4th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 34 Comments »
It?s funny but I was sitting in my expensive PJ?s, smoking cigarettes and drinking Bowmore single malt scotch in the piano lounge of the past (a world where there are ... Read more..