Archive for April, 2004

nightline

Thursday, April 29th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

While it may seem that I've taken an unplanned vacation this week, in reality I've been sitting here reading the names of all the victims of the September 11th terrorist ... Read more..

comment from the left

Monday, April 26th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 41 Comments »

Every once in a while, I think about getting rid of comments. But then I'd miss the unbridled joy of answering them, especially those like the one below: (from the Earth Day ... Read more..

we get email

Friday, April 23rd, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 47 Comments »

It seems I?ve made a liberal friend. The man who emailed me earlier this month graced my inbox with a missive once again. Mox, Thanks for explaining conservatives to me. You right ... Read more..

Who?s your Daddy?

Thursday, April 22nd, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 10 Comments »

Don?t think even for a minute the VRWC lost memories of Saddam Hussein's attempt to kill Bush?s daddy. If there is only one thing we conservatives hate more than the fatuous ... Read more..

moon over melrose

Monday, April 19th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 16 Comments »

Whenever my Saudi sweetheart is in town he fills up my Porsche's gas tank on the house. He flew into Los Angeles courtesy of President Bush to discuss important matters regarding ... Read more..

homie don’t play it that way

Saturday, April 17th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments »

The reason the Bush administration did nothing about al-Qaeda prior to 9-11 is because we knew what was coming. We saw it as a great opportunity to wage bloody wars on a ... Read more..

left wing celebrity gossip

Wednesday, April 14th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 14 Comments »

Every single member of the VRWC knows we?ve had Osama bin Laden in captivity for months now. Every last member has had multiple opportunities to throw rocks at him (only because ... Read more..

momentary lapse of vodka

Monday, April 12th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 27 Comments »

There was an extemporaneous VRWC party Saturday night. Despite the rigid security (fingerprinting and face recognition technology) an androgynous camel-toed liberal made it inside the conspiracy headquarters. If it weren?t for the ... Read more..

The Passion

Saturday, April 10th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 12 Comments »

Who knew a mere $2,000 donation to the Bush campaign would provide delightful perks such as waking up in the arms of Dick Cheney? Well, it?s true. And on Easter weekend ... Read more..

VRWC: a day in the life

Wednesday, April 7th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 27 Comments »

We've been pretty busy around here. And of course when I say "we" I mean me. I received this email yesterday and would like to answer it publicly: Moxie, What is ... Read more..

Put lipstick on a pig

Monday, April 5th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 40 Comments »

...and guess what -- it's still a pig. Everyone's giving John Kerry advice on his campaign these days. I mean, why not? The guy really needs it. Armchair Campaign Manager Magazine is coming ... Read more..

I get email….

Thursday, April 1st, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 25 Comments »

Emailed anecdote below. Don't miss this: {mildly edited for clarity} "I am an accountant One woman came in with a significant income. After doing her taxes and getting her itemized deductions to $12,000+ (including ... Read more..

daisy chain 4 satan

Thursday, April 1st, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 9 Comments »

(random "my life with the thrill kill kult" reference for anyone old enough to recall. Is Kerry the white rabbit?) Read more..