Archive for February, 2004
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Saturday, February 28th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 14 Comments »
If you don't find this hilarious, you absolutely can't be my friend. Stop. listen here, here or here. Partial lyrics of Howard Kramer's raptastic "nut valet" stylings can be found below. I met ... Read more..blogopoly
Friday, February 27th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 6 Comments »
Short post. Sorry. Check out Aaron's blogopoly. I'm a piece....of ass ;) Read more..Hypocrisy or change of heart?
Thursday, February 26th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments »
A few days ago I saw Molly Shannon jogging. She wasn't wearing a Catholic schoolgirl skirt or sniffing her hands after sticking them under her armpits. They say you should put ... Read more..Carnival of the FrankenKerry extra chromosome
Wednesday, February 25th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 6 Comments »
That post no one got? You know, about bending a magazine photo of FrankenKerry -- and seeing he still had no grasp of the imminent threat of terrorism? Listening or looking ... Read more..perplexed in the city
Tuesday, February 24th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 12 Comments »
Some time ago, I had dinner with a friend and Peter Brady. But don't hate me because I've dined with a Brady. In between people interrupting dinner by asking him about ... Read more..I get tired sometimes
Saturday, February 21st, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 35 Comments »
Tonight a man I know well asked me how I could support George Dubya -- silly question -- and if I DID had I read Michael "constant ding-dong masticator" Moore's ... Read more..more boring administrative crap
Saturday, February 21st, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 12 Comments »
I'm setting up my blogroll...have added a few and will be adding more over the course of the weekend. Again, if you have recently perma-linked me leave a message so I ... Read more..do not drink this entry
Friday, February 20th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 6 Comments »
Had to run to the Rite-aid. Outside a nice guy offered to wash the go-cart's windows. They were dirty so I thought I'd help him out. Moxie: How much is this going ... Read more..fini
Friday, February 20th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 17 Comments »
Sometimes I just plain give up. It?s not in my nature to cave, but I know a closed door when I see one. A door that tells me everything I do ... Read more..use it or lose it
Tuesday, February 17th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 20 Comments »
Normal looking women can always find some ?flaw? in the visage of a model. Though airbrushed and well-coated in makeup, it?s ?look?her nose is kind of crooked if you bend ... Read more..Annual post…
Saturday, February 14th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 11 Comments »
me and my funny valentine Aside from my deep and abiding love for Mr. Bentley, click more for how I really feel about Hallmark's holiday... (DaGoddess pointed this out and as usual ... Read more..piece of shit car
Friday, February 13th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 12 Comments »
Now that I'm in my thirties, I mostly go out with men not boys and whether or not they own a car -- they can all drive legally. Was taking an ... Read more..republicans for edwards
Friday, February 13th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 39 Comments »
Some nights I lie awake wondering who killed Chandra Levy. Other nights I toss and turn while pondering the identity of deep throat, or if I'll ever figure out Lynch's Mulholland ... Read more..mothers and children, from there it goes into the abyss
Thursday, February 12th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 30 Comments »
They say that a Mother personally feels her child's pain... Apparently that statement is only true for the first 32.01 years of life. Either that or 6 days after a surgery. Everyone ... Read more..feeling human again
Wednesday, February 11th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 9 Comments »
click the photo, I know you want to... Read more..occupational hazards
Monday, February 9th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 14 Comments »
Contrary to popular belief it's not easy to be a runway model. Sure, you are already more beautiful than god and drunk and whatever but then someone picks out your clothing ... Read more..still recovering
Monday, February 9th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 13 Comments »
The surgery went well, but I'm swollen and grumpy. Please feel free to talk amongst yourselves. Read more..just being practical
Monday, February 2nd, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 19 Comments »
It's pouring down rain here for only the second time this winter. We need the rain and my car needs to be washed. Washed thoroughly, not rinsed gently. Driving home I ... Read more..A hawk in dove’s clothing
Monday, February 2nd, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 25 Comments »
All of my Liberal friends try to convince me I am just like them. I'm not. Most of my friends, associates and neighbors are Liberals. And I love how they (who are not ... Read more..bared super breast bowl
Sunday, February 1st, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 20 Comments »
Janet showed during family dinner hour what many infants see up close and personal every meal-time. So what? Get over it. I can't believe this is news. That news brings up my all ... Read more..