Archive for November, 2003

how sweet and open minded of you darling

Sunday, November 30th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 31 Comments »

It?s been a while since I?ve talked about really personal things. A friend just reminded me of a tale from way back when -- a time when I avoided writing ... Read more..

Los Angeles smells like shit

Friday, November 28th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 10 Comments »

I was sitting on the balcony Thanksgiving afternoon enjoying the balmy weather with one of my gracious hosts when he said, ?I really have to apologize for all the poop.? ?oh, ... Read more..

Do blogs get stale?

Thursday, November 27th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 13 Comments »

I think they do -- much like 3 year-old bread. While I do write for myself, typically a few times a year I want to hear which things you like to ... Read more..

if he’s not — who is?

Monday, November 24th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

After reading the piece on the Bush backlash in Time today I was excited to see a bit of predictable political dissent at the neighborhood coffee shop. I spotted a Silver ... Read more..

incompetent drivers

Monday, November 24th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 26 Comments »

Some people have good luck. I?m not one of those people. Since I?ve had my drivers license my car has been hit while parked exactly 5 times. Of those five times exactly ... Read more..

mo’ moxie

Thursday, November 20th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments »

{I wrote an incredibly witty entry, went to sleep and bam it's gone! New and less witty entry is below} I'm cheating on you. I've begun to blog in someone else's domain. ... Read more..

phoebe-watch 2003

Tuesday, November 18th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

Some readers have emailed and asked why Phoebe hasn't posted recently. Last week she packed her suitcase and jumped into a limo with tinted windows. Haven't heard from her and had ... Read more..

tax my chest…please

Tuesday, November 18th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 15 Comments »

It was a pretty good day in California. Not only did Arnold get sworn in, he kept his promise and rescinded the 300% increase in the car tax. You could ... Read more..

next up for the golden state? earthquakes

Thursday, November 13th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 18 Comments »

Late fall heatwaves, fires, famine, no public transit, floods, hail, thunder and lightning storms? All in less than one month. It would seem the gods are unhappy with Los Angeles -- or ... Read more..

hustler and CBS compete

Tuesday, November 11th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 24 Comments »

Los Angeles -- Hustler, not to be outdone by CBS in wronging those who are injured, maimed or unable to speak for themselves has announced it possesses topless pictures of ... Read more..

imagine this

Tuesday, November 11th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 9 Comments »

let's pretend i just wrote a long and meaningful post. maybe i broke the big story that i know about and can't reveal. some of you laughed and some of you cried ... Read more..

my rejected sitcom pitch: the reagans

Thursday, November 6th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 24 Comments »

I have no idea why CBS turned me down... "A wacky family sit-com where Ronnie a former actor (who may or may not consider himself the anti-christ) is President of a ... Read more..

Personality is most important — if he’s good looking

Monday, November 3rd, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 19 Comments »

Average Joe, the latest take-off on the reality dating craze premiered Monday night. NBC was at least kind enough to alter their beauty and beast references to beauty and the ... Read more..

vanity date

Monday, November 3rd, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 10 Comments »

Best laugh I had all morning, via the KTLA5 morning show: "Welcome to VanityDate.com, the world's most judgmental, shallow dating website. At Vanity Date we have a vision of creating the ... Read more..